1. 3 years ago

    "Are you a porn star or a drag queen?"

    Seriously

    Paltrow

    GTFO

  2. 3 years ago

    "And when we smear back to the present, Artie unloads this complete line of utter bullshit about how precious his stupid virginity was to him, and how much he hates Brittany now for not understanding that, and I hate him so much right now that I just want him to wheel his goddamned sanctimonious ass off a cliff. And then I want Gaylord and Tina to tap-dance on his crippled grave. Especially because Brittany really wanted to take him to BreadstiX? So she could order them one really-really long piece of spaghetti, like in Lady And The Tramp? ‘Cause she’s been practicing? Nudging the meatball across the table? With her nose? Fuck you, Artie."

    Demian, Television Without Pity

    Seriously

    Artie

    GTFO