Shotguns

akagoldfish:

tsotchke:

perfectlyqueer:

epochayur:

HEY TUMBLR, LET’S PLAY A GAME

To play this game, go to MapCrunch, select “hide location”, make sure you have all countries unselected, and click go. What this will do is drop you in a random part of the world. It’s as if you woke up on the side of a road in an unfamiliar country. The goal of the game is to find your way to an airport so you can return home. 

Bonus Hard Mode: No using outside sources, and that includes using google maps to figure out your location from signs or landmarks ;3

I guess I could use the language in the picture to figure out where I am.

-goes to look-

Fuck. It doesn’t help that the Google building in the background is in English and the words on the right are in a language that may be Thai or may be Finnish. 

I’ll assumed I’m fucked, but I’ll steal that truck for good measure.

I’d give up before I even started

I started out somewhere in Central or South America on a major highway behind a bus. Now I’m following the bus down the road hoping it’s going to the airport. Only problem is, it could be going the exact opposite direction.

So I’m assuming I’m in some Asian province next to a prison. Or a school. There’s a lot of barbed wire and barred windows, but a deceptively innocent-looking deck chair out in the courtyard.

Look, either way, I’ll hypothetically jack that motorbike after the next intersection and mime ‘flying’ at the locals until someone points me in A DIRECTION. I don’t even care at this point, it’s a small township in the middle of nowhere and it’s pretty picturesque. I may set up camp here.

(via lizardstix)