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25. Passing by. With a hero complex and a uniform fetish.

I say stuff that occasionally makes people laugh.

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    3 months ago

    gracehelbig:

    mamrie:

    This year, your date doesn’t have to be a showerhead that you named Ricky. Simply down some of this earthy liquid courage and get your sweet ass out there.

    Beet Syrup:
    Peel and chop up one large beet
    Simmer on low with one cup of sugar and one cup of water and a dozen mint leaves for about 15 minutes….

    Then you can use the chopped up, now candied, beets as a garnish.

    HAPPY VALENTINE’S DAY!

    If I was an animal, I’d be a perfectly cooked steak *winks*

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      I know Valentine’s Day has come...gone, but I had to reblog. Not only because it’s facking...
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      Had me in tears!!
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      It always gets me to hear Grace giggling in the background and a particularly funny moment. But this one just takes the...
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