ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: ORGANISED CRIME
COMPLETED: ALL POLICE APPLICATION PAPERWORK
NEW MISSION: FIND BIRTH CERTIFICATE AND ACQUIRE P1 KRAV MAGA PRACTITIONER PROOF.
SEND IN ALL PAPERWORK.
BONUSES RECEIVED: ANXIETY. POSTAL STAMPS.
25. Passing by. With a hero complex and a uniform fetish.
I say stuff that occasionally makes people laugh.