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    4 months ago

    "Now every girl is expected to have Caucasian blue eyes, full Spanish lips, a classic button nose, hairless Asian skin with a California tan, a Jamaican dance hall ass, long Swedish legs, small Japanese feet, the abs of a lesbian gym owner, the hips of a nine-year-old boy, the arms of Michelle Obama, and doll tits. The person closest to actually achieving this look is Kim Kardashian, who, as we know, was made by Russian scientists to sabotage our athletes."

    Tina Fey

    Bossypants

    (via k-mart-in)

    (Source: rrrrandomramblings, via pleasurechest)

    This book is my favourite part of this book.

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