April 2011
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“#but if santana plays the piano my pants are going to fly off”
– nellie (via ratherembarrassing)
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Autostraddle — Glee Episode 218 Recap: Born This... →
castleoflions:
ratherembarrassing:
Before we begin, let’s count the number of gay people in this show:
1. Kurt Hummel – gay 2. Blaine Warblersmithinsky – gay 3. Dave Karofsky – gay 4. Santana Lopez – lesbian 5. Brittany S. Pierce – bisexual 6. Sandy Ryerson – gay 7. Rachel’s Two Dads – gay & gay 8. Finn Hudson – lesbian
“Santana does some Banksy shit in the hallway.”
This recap is...
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iTunes →
How many songs: 4,104
Sort by song title: First Song: Adagio for Strings - Bond Last Song: 99 Red/Luftballons - Nena
Sort by time: Shortest Song: Benjilude - Basement Jaxx (:10) Longest Song: The Lightning Strike: What if This Storm Ends? - Snow Patrol (16:18)
Sort by artist: First Artist: AC/DC Last Artist: 3OH!3
Sort by album: First Album: Absolute Garbage (Garbage) Last Album: 90125...
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How to Dance Like Kurt Motherfucking Hummel -...
fannishbehavior:
Brace yourself for an influx of fabulous
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GUYS. I'VE GOTTA GAY.
GO. I’VE GOTTA GO.
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Born This Way Episode
yuupsuredid:
Expectations:
Reality:
Succinct. Direct. Straight to the point.
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All this neat-o stuff I can buy now because I have...
Fuck this. I’m ordering pizza. Then I only have to get dressed when the dude shows up. AND NOT EVEN THEN MAYBE.
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Why didn't we go to America in APRIL?
THAT WOULD’VE BEEN SMART.
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Pretend to be a Hacker (just start typing fast) →
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7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 6 - The meaning behind...
LightFantastic? WELL. LET ME TELL YOU.
There is a bar in Southbank, Brisbane called The Fox. It’s not a particular favourite of mine, it’s just… it’s usually the end of the night when I find myself there. I haven’t for a while, you see, because I haven’t been out in the city for a while. I think I’ve been there a whole…twice? Maybe three times?...
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ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: PIE.
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7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 5 - A letter to an...
Dear phone,
I’m about to throw you at a wall.
No love,
Me.
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My Easter is sorely lacking in candy in any form....
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Castle of Lions: GLaDOS (Portal 2) appreciation... →
lauz41:
Some of my favourite quotes:
Sorry about the mess, I’ve really let the place go since you killed me. By the way, thanks for that.
Here come the test results: you are a horrible person. That’s what it says. We weren’t even testing for that.
That jumpsuit you’re wearing looks…
I think Portal would be my perfect game if I wasn’t such a dumb.
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unfiltered replied to your post: In an unsurprising follow up to my demand of sushi, I am now craving burgers. But not just any burger; no, I want that burger from the secret, curtained-off joint in the Meridian Hotel in New York. And I want it now. Do they deliver?
Holy crap I was thinking exactly the same thing. burger twins??
Burger twins fo’ life.
The internet: DOES IT MAYBE HAVE...
7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 4 - Screenshot your...
Yes, my 666th Tumblr post was about wanting a New York burger. Fear my malicious evil. FEAR IT AND GET ME A BURGER.
My desktop background is an accidental photo taken by me of hair. To my 21 year old self, it was so abstract it hurt so I used it. Also, I am lazy and haven’t changed it since. It’s relaxing. I like folders.
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In an unsurprising follow up to my demand of...
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“… It’s just one of the many ways in which I am developmentally stunted. I don’t...”
– Bossypants, Tina Fey (via arbitrarily)
leadpipes-inc replied to your post: Goddammit there’s so much amazing looking food on my dash and I really really want sushi now but everything’s CLOSED because this weekend is some minor religious festival thing. I don’t know, a guy got nailed or something.
facepalming so hard right now… Well it could be worse. I have a 1.5mx1m canvas to paint.
But I’m...
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Goddammit there's so much amazing looking food on...
Sacrilegious.
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7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 3 - Your celebrity...
Oh honey.
Any of the Glee women. I’ve blathered on enough about them to not have to name names, but talent is SUCH a turn on. In the same vein: Sara Ramirez.
Tina Fey in a kicky ‘sassy best friend’ kinda way. Because funny is also a major thing.
Emma Stone because she’s completely adorkable.
Also, Yvonne Strahovski. Because we’ve discussed and debated and realised...
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7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 2 - 15 interesting...
1. In the spirit of Easter: I’m of a ‘pay-it-forward’, cosmic karma kind of faith. Do unto others and all that. It’s the only aspect of religion or spirituality or whatever you want to call it I’m completely patient and at peace with.
2. On a related note: I’ve worn a cross since I was 16. Not because of any lingering feelings towards faith, but because I like...
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Watchsavestheworldalot:
Santana stands up to Karofsky
The best part of tonight’s episode, courtesy of one Santana Lopez. Blaine, GTFO.
RAZZZZZZZZOORS.
7 Day Simple Challenge: Day 1 - What’s your name?...
Name: Amanda. I don’t feel like an Amanda, it’s feels too… lavender to me. Don’t look at me like that, you totally understand.
Birthday: January 27
Hometown: Brisbane, QLD.
Nickname: Manda, Amandeo, Mandarah, Jack
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7 Day Simple Challenge
leadpipes-inc:
heckyeahtumblrchallenges:
Day 1 - What’s your name? Birthday? Hometown? Nickname?
Day 2 - 15 interesting facts about yourself.
Day 3 - Your celebrity crush at the moment and why.
Day 4 - Screenshot your iTunes library, Tumblr dashboard, and desktop.
Day 5 - A letter to an inanimate object you hate.
Day 6 - The meaning behind your tumblr name.
Day 7 - 10 likes &...
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Watchcastleoflions:
acousticaffair:
Heather Morris dancing for Esquire Magazine
Aside from the obvious, I really enjoy this video for the editing.
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My mother is kinda awesome (it's taken us 6 years...
Mum: So, you missed the memo.
A: What the hell are you talking about?
Mum: The memo. The group memo. Saturday night, Keith Urban concert. FILTHY with lesbians. You missed it.
A: Wait, what?
Mum: I turned to your father and said ‘She missed the memo’ and he looked at me like a crazy person.
A: I’M looking at you like a crazy person. Goddammit, who knew lesbians were into...
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Reason no. 358 I love my acupuncturist: She lent...
Just until my contract ends in June BUT STILL. Heidi is my GD hero today.
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