April 2010
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Smooth Criminal
So today I’ve spent watching Avatar, alternating between ignoring one of my more arrogant coworkers and stealing his sales because I have a horrible budget this week and I don’t like him much anyway, and listening to my department manager’s somewhat questionable taste in music.
I mean, it’s really gay.
ANYWAY. Before Sailor Moon made me question my sexuality, there was my...
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The Neurosurgeon →
Little Known Fact no.368: I read Go Fug Yourself religiously, because at heart I truly am a girl, and an upwardly mobile, fashion conscious (in so far as I am consciously aware of fashion, not like I actually give a damn about it or can afford it) girl and they bring the snark on celebrity like no other women I’ve ever read.
Maybe it’s Gwyneth Paltrow and the fact that the only movies...
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I may or may not be crying with laughter: Glee... →
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WHAT DO YOU MEAN WHAT DO YOU GET OUT OF IT?
inthehat:
You get to have sex with SANTANA.
God, Finn, you are dumber than a BOX OF HAIR.
Oh gods he really, really is.
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"Come on, fly, you fool thing," she muttered.
The broom twitched back and forth in a naughty way, enough to raise welts in her inner thighs. “I’m not a blushing schoolgirl, stop that nonsense,” said Elphaba. The broom rose a foot and a half and then dumped Elphie on her rear end.
“I’ll set you afire and that’ll be the end of you,” said Elphaba. “I’m too old for this sort of...
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From LiveJournal: "But enough about you..."
“If it were possible to clone a same-age version of yourself, do you think the two of you would be friends? Do you think you’d enjoy each other’s company or find the similar point of view boring?”
Folks, I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again: If I could clone a same-age version of myself, or stumble across myself from a parallel universe, or pull a Henry...
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Bevor sie Wahlen trafen, waren sie meine Idole.
My cousin Terri-Ann. When I was 5 and she was 18 and she became the coolest person I knew the second I met her in our front yard. She was older and awesome and named Terri and that was a boy’s name but she was a girl.
My other cousins Alicia and Kylie, circa 1993. When they lived up the road from me and we stayed up all night watching Terminator. When we were in a car accident on the way to...
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Easter with the Family
The following has been taken from a series of text messages exchanged between my mother and myself over the course of today. Note: ‘Easter with the Family’ this year means Dad is in Newcastle for Speedway, Mum is in Mackay visiting her deranged lunatic of an Aunt (See: ‘Southern Comfort Will Clause’) and my sister has dropped off the face of the planet for the long weekend....
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March 2010
21 posts
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Kids, let Auntie Manda tell you how it's going...
I will be finishing work. I will go to JB HI-FI, and then get Chinese for dinner. When I get home, I am turning my phone off. If anyone tries to call me, they’ll get my new voicemail message which is nothing but me growling for 30 seconds, then having a shower before settling down with a coffee thermos and 3 bottles of wine. And then? 13 hours of Glee, including special features. Interrupt...