Crisis averted the second: Electric Boogaloo
Urge to paint a Hitler mustache on myself and vault onto people’s shoulders screaming ‘MEIN GOTT IN HIMMEL, ZE PRETTY LIGHTS.’ narrowly suppressed. Thanks again, Impulse Control Thingy! You’re welcome, Manda!
Team, I'd like you to know...
…that while I’m home alone and with nothing better to do, I’m belting out showtunes and annoying my neighbours. This little glimpse into My Day Off is brought to you by My Day Off, And Really I’m Quite Bored Until I Go To Taekwondo.
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Invisibility Cloaks are pretty much a reality. →
Your move indeed, Teleportation.
…I have spent the last 5 hours CLEANING and MOVING SHIT AROUND because I am a CRAZY PERSON that works better and more effectively at night and I have a new housemate that will move in to…day, and he kinda needs his room. The only truly coherent thought I have at this hour of the morn is ‘If I was a girl Henry DeTamble and suffered Chrono-Displacement, I would totally make the...
Urge to leave apartment, walk outside and dance nakedly down the road to ‘Single Ladies’ narrowly suppressed. Thanks, Impulse Control Thingy! You’re welcome Manda!
Internets, the last 48 hours have been a revelation. Several I desperately desired but never knew I needed, some I wish I had never realised and one I truly wished wasn’t true but have suspected for several weeks now and honestly? I thought I had grown out of it. I shaved my head for charity and it was truly the most cathartic thing I have ever done. It was 3 years of regret and sadness and...