May 2013
10 posts
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askneppy:
multipack:
row row row your boat gently away from me
Merrily merrily merrily merrily please just fuckin leave
princeowl:
LITERALLY MY ONLY GOAL IN LIFE IS TO MAKE GIRLS QUESTION THEIR SEXUALITY
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scienceing:
if you ever think that you’ve made a big mistake, just remember that in 1788 the Austrian army attacked itself and lost 10,000 men
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April 2013
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witchyhellbroth:
pinenolanapple:
it takes 237 muscles to fake an orgasm but 15 to say “it’s called a clitoris and it’s right here”
#don’t ever fake an orgasm let them know they disappointed you
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ssenyl:
ohthesefeelingz:
imgonnariverdance:
IT ALL STARTED FROM
AND NOW
I HAVE HAD IT WITH THIS WEBSITE
I solemnly swear that I’ll name my dog Moon Moon.
Fucking Moon Moon man. Get’s me everytime.
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theoncomingstormofgallifrey:
such-a-retardis:
catswithbenefits:
why ride a rollercoaster when you can ride me
Because rollercoasters can actually make me scream.
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3-2-1queer:
When I was in fifth grade I realized I liked girls but I was like “that’s a problem for another day” and literally forgot about it and then in like eleventh grade I was like “oh my god”
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abgron:
femshep:
creaseintime:
as much as i’d love drew carey to be hosting the new whose line look at the hoodie the new host is wearing that makes her alright with me
IS THAT AN N7 HOODIE
SCREA MING
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How to make Piñata cookies!
nijisplash:
mischievousmelancholic:
nada-interessante:
!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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otterparade:
cityofbadass:
Do you ever wonder about how an author would describe you in a novel? Not only your appearance but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?
“And then there’s this asshole”
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Watchjennception:
Rachel & Shelby | Next To Me
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