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    12 hours ago

    tragers:

    [moaning] Oh, pizza. I love you so much! Ti amo cosí tanto. You know why I love you? Because you’re bad for me. So bad… And it’s not the saturated fats, it’s not the calories… You know what is bad? So very, very bad about you? You’re tied to the mafia, but I love you anyway! I love your gang-land ties! You don’t do the killing yourself, your hands are clean. Make me your mob-woman, pizza! [orgasmic moaning] Oh, the remorse. Il rimorso.

    Felicia Day’s hilariously sexy pizza commercial from the second season of Husbands (watch the series here)

    (via fiddleabout)

    There is literally nothing about this I don't like.

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    16 hours ago

    So my boyfriend did a thing.

    hellochameleon:

    My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

    image

    It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

    image

    He left a lot of…

    INSTA-MARRY

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    2 days ago

    xekstrin:

    caracolbajoelsol:

    ladyyatexel:

    Yūga being extra smooth while performing Moonlight Legend at Japan Expo (x)

    Tuxedo Mask becomes so much more compelling to me when played by a woman, sign me up, I am HERE for this.

    That wink

    breathes heavily

    (Source: peachybeam, via fiddleabout)

    I don't even care what's going on here

    because GODDAMN

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    2 days ago

    heyitswilde:

    Can we all agree these are the best ads ever.

    Pornhub perhaps the best advertising peeps in the bis.

    (Source: veryspecialpictures, via mollykatheryn)

    I snorted

    A+ pornhub marketing team

    A+

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    2 days ago

    aconnormanning:

prokopetz:

anarchydiver:

The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.
PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

These are some fun fucking facts

    aconnormanning:

    prokopetz:

    anarchydiver:

    The reason why the room was pink was because on black and white film, hues of red become dark shades of black. Pink is the perfect balance to give it that dark creepy grey.

    PHOTOGRAPHY BITCHES

    A related fun fact: while old black and white film was under-sensitive to reds, it was correspondingly over-sensitive to greens. Actors whose characters were meant to have unnaturally pale complexions - like Morticia Addams - would often take advantage of this by wearing makeup with a green base tint in order to make their faces “pop”. This is where the modern trope of cartoon vampires having green skin comes from.

    These are some fun fucking facts

    (Source: stupidimagesforcraziestpeople, via mollykatheryn)

    BLESS

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    3 days ago

    dapperfucker:

    best of “she wears short skirts”

    (via castleoflions)

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    5 days ago

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    6 days ago

    xxwaytoopunkxx:

    lxght-speed:

    majesticaljeff:

    rednecktex:

    huffy-lemon:

    Favorite story posts part 1

    That last one

    My dad says the ‘making love in a canoe’ about american beer

    THESE ARE FUCKING GOLD

    I lost it at the Disney world one.

    (via castleoflions)

    'Making love in a canoe' is a Monty Python joke

    I know this because I watched Live at the Hollywood Bowl 400 fucking times

    it's from the 'Bruces/drunk philosophers' skit

    THE MORE YOU KNOW

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    1 week ago

    chordati:

    Dragon Age Fancast [x]
    Jessica Lange as Knight-Commander Meredith Stannard
    Christoph Waltz as First-Enchanter Orsino

    (via anoia)

    oh.

    oh my.

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    1 week ago