25. Passing by. With a hero complex and a uniform fetish.
I say stuff that occasionally makes people laugh.
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I imagine two scenarios in owning this clock:
1) It singing Be Our Guest every time someone visits.
or
2) Every morning I’d hear this “GIRL YOU LATE. IS THAT REALLY WHAT YOU’RE WEARING TODAY? I MEAN YOU’RE ALREADY LATE SO I’D GO CHANGE AT THIS POINT.”
SASSY GRANDFATHER CLOCK
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Is that a little wristwatch I see? Does it look at it’s wrist and tap it’s round little feetsies impatiently when you’re running late?
I want three of these.
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My first reaction was ‘Nice thought but there’s no way, Coulson is much younger than…’ and then I stopped mid-thought.
Because you know what.
You know what.
After Steve, the US government had to keep trying to recreate the Super-Soldier Serum.
And who
and who
would be the FIRST DAMN PERSON IN LINE to volunteer?
They told us it never worked again. And that was kind of true. They never again recreated the super-strength or the gleaming pecs. But other things, they got right. They got the vastly delayed aging. And the kind of reflexes that make a man able to take out two armed thugs with a bag of flour. And the talent for leading through example. And they got the most important part, Erskine’s favorite part: the magnification of moral fiber, taking the loyalty and selflessness of a loyal and selfless man and making him into something spectacular.
Coulson didn’t buy those vintage cards on Ebay.
He’s had them since he was a little boy.
That little boy right there.
^ Mind fuck o_____________o
BRB ALL MY FEELS JUST WENT OUT INTO THE UNIVERSE.
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[Flash 10 is required to watch video]You Keep Me Hangin’ On
The gayest performance to ever gay.
Dear Glee writers,
You can’t dangle a harem full of girls in football uniforms with Quinn Fabray dancing and singing in their midst in front of our noses and then expect us to get over it ever again.
That was the moment when Glee broke my brain.
excuse me glee, you can’t have Quinn sing this song directly after talking to Rachel and tell me that Q has no feelings for her, I will not accept it. Ever.
This performance just makes me laugh everytime.
I mean, Quinn Fabray has a problem with Rachel and her boyfriend?
So what does she do to express her feelings?
BRING IN THE LESBIAN DANCING CHEERIOS
Rachel. I have things I need to express. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE BUT THEY INVOLVE WOMEN THRUSTING AROUND ME.
Ah, nostalgia.
Remember that a sideways 8 looks like boobs.
Remember when Quinn’s character wasn’t assassinated almost every episode?
I do.
I remember.
